Something Worthwhile

There is a time when one must actually give out good advice to the mass. And every good public speaker and advisers all know that when that time comes. We all dread this time, a time when the most important ruler or power is trembling on the ground, a time when power seems to drain from the masses, a time when we most need to hit the toilet and crap out loads of logs. For the most part, there isn't a worse time in the history of advice then that of this time of advice. Well, there is one time worse, but that is off topic and as such will appear later on. This time fills us with fear, with the thought that the future is more hazy then what we tell the masses. For the most part, we advisers and speakers believe that what we say truly has an affect on those that listen even if they tend to zone us out or channel surf through our speeches and clever puns. We believe that our words can stop wars and peace in equal measure and that what we say is almost like the word of God, ever mysterious and almost uncrackable. We believe with a fire of a thousand suns that people actually study our speeches and recall what we say. We even believe that our speeches and words mean so much to other people that they are referenced just as much as Star Trek and Star Wars, even Napoleon Dynamite. Since this time in history is the most corrosive in the time of man, we speakers and advisers have made up a clever tool that looks like a piece of advise but it isn't. This same warhorse has been with man when they destroyed Troy, slayed dragons, and even when one sits on the toilet and seems unable to move his bowels no matter how hard he tries. This advise is considered the most successful non-advice that has ever been given. Even with the time of creation and creator are lost in the sands of time, we speakers and advisers believe that the one to take credit for the invention is names Adam. This advise that has endured revelations, wars, and time is as follows; "Believe in yourself and you shall surely be rewarded." What the reward is has not been understood yet and is debated amongst generals, kings, and presidents alike. For the religious type, it may be heaven, or cleansing of sins or karma, for the non-religious types, it could be dreams succeed or money won. For the political types it may be being elected into office yet again despite the knowledge that they personally didn't do anything to deserve a position. For the most part, we understand that the rewarded is happiness and take great strides in striving for that goal.